O shama lama ding dong you worthless infidel dogs! Many days have passed since we last visited and the Imam has a deal for you tonight!! The Imam brings the blessings of Allah to you dogs. Allah told me he would just rather chop off your heads but the Imam talked him out of it. Why? Because that’s just the kind of Imam I am! Shama lama ding dong!
The Imam watches your Satanic commercials for evil products like Viagra to make your sword of Allah straight. No Muslim ever needs such products designed to weaken your mind and harden your limp Fatwa! Tonight the Imam wants to help you male infidels! Imam wants you to understand why those brave Muslim soldiers, our Jihad Joes, are so willing to explode themselves like that fat guy in that satanic Monty Python movie! Don’t tell Muhammad but the Imam did have a chuckle or two watching that! Our young martyrs willfully explode themselves because they will inherit 72 virtuous, Muslim virgins in Heaven! Female too! So tonight, Imam is going to “hook you up” as you infidels say with the finest, most wholesome, Muslim fillies in the Middle East!! The Imam has started a personals page for you infidels to find your Arab princess! As your infidel car dealers say, “Imam’s dealing!”
Sample:
Aisha – She’s a good girl, loves her mama, loves horses and Iran too…she’s a good girl, crazy about Muhammad, loves the Koran and Allah too! This fine Muslim filly will put the shama lama in your ding dong! Aisha likes long walks on the beach in her burqa, likes Majida Streep movies, hates all Jews and has a Masters in bombmaking! She will be the wind beneath your infidel wings! Pick her up for a special price! Two camels and an AK-47 for a limited time only!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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