Liveblogging and all that

Stephen Green drunkblogged the Mississippi debate over at Vodkapundit. Here's a fragment:

8:09PM Pardon me as I wet myself while McCain spanks Obama over his promise to negotiate with Iran “without preconditions.” It’s like gay porn, only this stuff turns me on. (Sorry, Bruce!)

8:10PM “Let’s talk about this,” says Obama. Isn’t that the goddamn problem, you inexperienced, officious little whelp?

8:11PM Obama is man enough to admit that “it may not work” to have the Iranian president over at the White House. Back in high school, we used to say, “No sh*t, Sherlock?”

8:14PM I don’t know if McCain will win. I still doubt it, and sometimes I dread it.

18PM Don’t get me wrong - McCain is hardly my dream candidate. Unfortunately for me, and the nation, Cal Coolidge has been dead for quite some time now.

8:18PM Do I sound dismissive about the distinguished senator from Illinois? Oh, good!

8:27PM Now that it’s almost over, may I at long last say … “oh, the humanity!”

8:35 p.m. The man simply is not ready for the burden of this office. But I’m more than ready for another martini. So if you’ll excuse me, I’ll see you next week at the next debate. Cheers!