At the Daily Caller, Jim Treacher calls out for an answer to the One Big Question about Elena Kagan

This is an Elena Alert

There’s nothing wrong with being gay, which is why it’s wrong to ask if somebody’s gay.

And Elena Kagan definitely isn’t, according to people who’d know:

•“Elena totally goes out with guys!”, insists America’s conscience, Eliot Spitzer.

•White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs says, “I know for a fact that Ms. Kagan is a card-carrying member of the McDreamy Fan Club.”

•“Y’know, I’m just not picking up any vibes,” muses former comedian Rosie O’Donnell.

Well, if it’s such a big issue, the men she’s dated must be out there somewhere. This calls for an Elena Alert.

Are you a someone with a penis who has been romantically involved with Elena Kagan? Or do you know a man who’s gone there? E-mail us at elenaalert@dailycaller.com today.

Remember: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is evil. So, do tell!