The internet, invented by Al Gore, is now supplying pickup lines

(Newser) – Al Gore is known for a lot of things—losing the presidency, "inventing" the Internet, fighting global warming—but charisma ain't one of them. Thankfully, comedian Andy Borowitz and his Twitter followers want to help the newly-single activist woo the ladies. Here are some of the best pickup lines they came up with:

•@BorowitzReport "Here's an inconvenient truth, baby—I want to get into your lockbox!"

•@heymynameisevan "The average temperature has climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here."

•@umajade "How do I love thee? Let me (re)count the ways. "

•@BorowitzReport "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."

•@colsonwhitehead "I promise to finish second."