Tiger Woods: My Corporate Sponsors Inform Me That I Am Genuinely Sorry I Dick-Shanked It into the Strange-Bunker
I am a robot.
Your human mating rituals are illogical.
I have regret I stuck my R2-plug into some cyber-floozie's love-socket.
My programming will not fail me again.
I know I my decisions have been questionable lately, Dave, but I assure you I have full enthusiasm for our mission to Jupiter.
Friday, February 19, 2010
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