The RightFieldLine has just learned that the demon procedure being used to foist health care failure on the United States will be summoned into action again and again over the next few months.
(For those who use their time sensibly, and pay no attention to events in Washington, the demon procedure allows cowardly congress members to cast a covert vote in favor of legislation his or her constituents despise while preserving implausible deniability for the congress member.)
Using this laughable procedure, the Democrats plan to deem into existence:
A birth certificate for Barack Obama.
A new memory bank implant for Joe Biden.
An improved botox regime for Nancy Pelosi.
Five minutes of happiness for Sen. Harry Reid.
A Columbia University student who remembers seeing, hearing, or hearing about Barack Obama as a student there. Because of the difficulty involved, a bonus of $100,000 is being offered to the first witness who comes forward.
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