Just when we thought we were free, the Interagency Working Group has us surrounded with no way out

Al Gore has bought an $8.5 million ocean-front mansion in California in defiance of his own cataclysmic predictions of melting ice caps and boiling oceans, presumably to live closer to the Hollywood producers who have so admired, and rewarded, his fictional writing and film-making.

Many of his colleagues are in disgrace, having made up so much terrifying weather data that they had to use a hockey stick to chart it.

The carbon trading markets, where polluters were to buy the right to poison millions of breathers throughout the world, are all but dead.

Then, just when we thought the global warming alarmists were finally in retreat, we get this:

"There are potential impacts on cancer both directly from climate change and indirectly from climate change mitigation strategies. Climate change will result in higher ambient temperatures that may increase the transfer of volatile and semi-volatile compounds from water and wastewater into the atmosphere, and alter the distribution of contaminants to places more distant from the sources, changing subsequent human exposures. Climate change is also expected to increase heavy precipitation and flooding events, which may increase the chance of toxic contamination leaks from storage facilities or runoff into water from land containing toxic pollutants."

Translation:

If we allow the climate to go on as it is, without interference, we will get cancer.

If we try to mitigate global warming and its effects, we will get cancer.

Just when we thought we were free at last, the alarmists have us surrounded again. This time, the're not giving us any way out.

"This is Science?" asks Climate Skeptic.

"This looks like something a bunch of grad students might have dreamed up in a 10-minute brainstorming session over a few beers. For those who have read Atlas Shrugged, this should look exactly like the State Science Institute’s report on Rearden Metal.

"From the real state science folks at the Interagency Working Group on Climate Change and Health."