ACORN nominee Barack Obama, who has been assured by the shadow Central Committee, which will count the votes, that he will win the election, has begun selecting his top aides. Word is that the following are likely choices:
Director of Central Planning: William Ayers, Chicago
Direct of Corporate Disintegration: Barney Frank, congressman from Massachusetts
Director of National Reeducation: Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Chicago
Director of Security for a new Office of Instant Citizenship for Kenyans, Jamie Gorelik
Director of National Entertainment: Spike Lee, movie maker, New York
Director of Education, K through PhD: Maxine Waters, congresswoman from California
Director for the Proper Conduct of Sports: O.J. Simpson
Selector of Proper Movie Scripts: Louis Farrakhan, Nation of Islam
Director of Contemptible U.S. Armed Forces: John Kerry, senator from Massachusetts
Director of Gun Confiscation from Angry White Churchgoers: Michelle Obama
Director of Voting Fraud: to be conducted in-house by Obama, outsourcing to ACORN
Director for Nullification of the Constitution: outsourced to the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco
Director of the Budget: Tony Rezko, Chicago
This lisst will be updated as appropriate.
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